Stuff Parents Say

So in light of the wildly popular YouTube trend right now all about stuff people do or do not say, I got to thinking about the stuff I say as a parent. Stuff I never thought I would have to say, or at least say with SUCH regularity:


"Don't hit him in the head with your chicken nugget."

"Stop eating chalk."

"Don't climb on that." (This is said in many different ways. Don't climb/jump/karate kick/stand/cartwheel on that.)

"Get that out of your mouth."

"What are you eating?"

"What just happened?"

"Did you push him?"

"Stop chewing on that!"

"Get off the dog."

"Let go of her."

"Don't lick that."

"Get your mouth of that!"

What are your Stuff Parents Say? Comment below and let me know!